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Money problems being discussed in public by diverse grumblers lead Mickstup Mouse to the mad notion that money is a liability!

...And how about all those people on the dole? We work and they shirk! It's a disgrace!

Mickstup Mouse: :-) ?

...And not only that! How about those BEGGARS, They're ALL on benefit! MY tax money!

...All these immigrants are here without papers. They're here because of our lax benefit laws!

...And WHAT about cycling on the pavement?! They're ALL at it!

[at this point Mickstup Mouse has an idea and goes to the loo]

<FLUSH! Glug Glug Glug!>

Bird: Oh, I say, now that you're back, could you lend me a pound so I can buy a National Lottery ticket?

Mickstup Mouse: I'm so sorry, but I CAN'T! I've just flushed ALL my money down the TOILET!