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Mickstup Mouse goes to see a Fortune Teller

Mickstup Mouse (Computa-date letter in one hand and bunch of flowers in the other): I've got a blind date! I wonder what she's like!

[visits a fortune teller with a crystal ball at a carnival]

Fortune Teller (who also happens to be a mouse): I see a meeting with... OH! I see danger! beware!

Mickstup Mouse (walking off before hearing the rest of the fortune teller's prediction): I'm not going to trust superstition! I'm off!

Later...

Fortune Teller (on her own, with the crystal ball emanating music of the theme tune of "Neighbours"): That bloke was pretty cute! I wonder what's happening to HIM.

She looks into her crystal ball and sees... Mickstup Mouse's blind date is going to be a dominatrix-cat and is seen to be holding him up by the tail and giving him a thrashing with a cat'o'nine-tails.

The fortune teller steps into the prediction and uses her magical powers to ZAP the dominatrix-cat, so releasing Mickstup Mouse from his future fate.

(meanwhile, back to the present)

Fortune Teller (having caught up with Mickstup Mouse): How about coming to my place for dinner ?

Mickstup Mouse (rather bashfully): Gosh!

(The Fortune Teller thinking in the background: Just wait till I get him tied to the bed posts and get out the feather duster! Yum!)