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Comes Election Day and Mickstup Mouse has a "choice" of politicians to vote for?

Mickstup Mouse: It'll be election day soon! Let's see what the candidates are like

Click! [turns on left-handed television set]

New Labour will crack down on scroungers and nutters!

NO. Conservatives will clamp down on hippies and scroungers!

Vote Lib Dems and trounce commies and nutters and scroungers!

Come election day... Mickstup Mouse has gone fishing. [sign: shopping centre coming soon]

Next day...

Passer by: I say! Who did you vote for?

Mickstup Mouse: Oh I didn't vote. I went fishing instead.

You know, it's people like you who are a threat to democracy!

Footnote: Vote for St. Jude. Patron of hopeless cases.