We May be Mad but not as Stupid as These People…

PASSING INCIDENT
by TONY MEHRTENS

I was in a café one day when there were three young blokes sitting at the table next to me.

One said, “Look at all the bloody loonies out there. They come from the local hospital walking around like bloody zombies. They should be locked up. All they do is cause trouble – they’re a menace to society”.

Then another of them said, “What you doing tonight?”

The third one said, “We’re going to Denny’s house to give the family a good going over. Because Denny’s old woman slagged off my old man, we’ll give them a good kicking and smash up their flat”

“Look there goes another one of them loonies – a menace to society”.

This actually happened one day in the café I go to for lunch!

TONY MEHRTENS